How can I become an international media sensation?

Why is it so important to you to make such a spectacle of yourself? Why can you not just behave properly in society and quietly go about your business and gain wisdom? Have you thought of how embarrassing your stunt would be on your family? Or the more immediate repercussions you would face on yourself? The point of asking you these questions is for you to see beyond your stubbornness and think of the price you and perhaps others may have to pay for your actions.